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Christina Aguilera is doin’ fine!

Christina Aguilera is doin’ fine!
November 30, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Now that Christina Aguilera has shitcanned her husband, WhatsHisName McBeardGuy, she’s out to prove how totally fine she is by shacking up with yet another random nobody. And it must be pretty serious, because apparently she’s already met his parents!

Christina Aguilera, 29, spent Thanksgiving in Los Angeles with friends. Then after the holiday, the singer and Matt Rutler, who worked as a set assistant on her film Burlesque, jetted to New York, while her son Max stayed with his dad for the holiday weekend. “This is the first Thanksgiving she was without Max,” says a source. “It was really hard for her and she was feeling sad, so she decided to go to the East Coast with Matt and a group of friends.” SOURCE

Does anybody else get the weird feeling that new Xtina is basically just old Britney? Allow me to prove my point: both started going downhill after disastrous movies (Crossroads, anyone?), both shacked up with complete nobodies, and both seem to refuse to eat anything that isn’t deep-fried and covered in chocolate. “Why isn’t this covered in whipped cream? CHRISTINA HUNGRY!” *Inhales everything Kirby-style*


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