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Christina Aguilera: I’m fat, get over it!

Christina Aguilera: I’m fat, get over it!
October 1, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Christina Aguilera

Remember back in 2002, when the pop landscape was littered with skinny blonde chicks like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson, and they all sounded exactly the same? Well, flash forward a decade, and now they’re all a little chubbier and quite possibly a little crazier, which is what happens when you spend ten years being told an extra helping of sweet potato fries will kill your career. Well, now that Xtina has officially entered “fat girl” territory, she’s now going on the offensive, saying that she’s a big girl and you can suck it. From Billboard magazine, via Celebitchy

I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body. My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore-my body is just not on the table that way anymore.

The odd thing is, being fat actually does wonders for your singing voice. The bigger a person’s body, the more resonance your voice has, which means your belting power is greater. It’s the reason why Adele or Amber Riley can destroy a high note, while skinny bitches like Taylor Swift sort of just whisp their way through a song: You need that extra layer of body fat to really get your voice out. So yeah, if you’re going to hate Xtina, don’t let it be because she’s fat; let it be because she’s a colossal diva.

Christina Aguilera