Because every part of this whole Chris Brown thing has taught me that domestic abuse has become a justifiable offence as long as the beater in question is a hot, rich singer who can just dance his way out of his troubles, Chris was apparently at Rihanna‘s birthday party the other night and tried to make everyone there sign non-disclosure agreements so that no one would know that he and Rihanna are apparently back together now because he was willing to do the bare minimum when it comes to redeeming himself for beating her to near death. Water under the bridge. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us, Chris refused to enter the private party Monday night at the famous Hearst Mansion in Beverly Hills until everyone signed an NDA — sending his henchmen in beforehand to gather every partygoer’s signature. We’re told although they didn’t get EVERYONE to sign — Chris eventually walked in … and spent a huge chunk of the night nuzzling up against Rihanna. According to sources, the two got real intimate — sitting next to each other, talking, and holding hands … all perfectly legal ever since the restraining order was lifted.
Which sounds all nice and good until you realize that Chris’ behavior still indicates a very strong possibility of him assaulting someone he loves again. So basically, no one learned anything from this and everyone is still as horrible as they were when this whole thing started. Yay for arrested development! Because taking responsibility for your actions is hard.