Chris Brown might be heading to jail!

UPDATE: Never Mind, Chris Brown isn’t going to jail!

So now that the proverbial shit has hit the proverbial fan (again) for Chris Brown, it looks like Chris may or may not have violated probation, and if the police officer ABC has called to come investigate the claim says so, Chris might be looking at jail time. Hey, you know when Chris really should have gone to jail? After he tried to murder his girlfriend in the goddamn face. Just putting that out there.

TMZ obtained audio near the dressing room where Chris allegedly took a chair and smashed a window, sending shards of glass onto 43rd Street.  During the conversation between the staffer and a glass repairman, the staffer says “I have a police officer coming just to take a look at it before we do any work.” Despite the conversation, NYPD sources tell us … none of their officers were dispatched to the scene. If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes — vandalism and assault on the passersby below.   As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris’ probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison. SOURCE

Meanwhile, Chris ran off to the Opera Gallery, because apparently no one would ever suspect he’d be hiding at the Opera gallery! Seriously, I’m sure if you go there right now, you’d probably find him wearing a fake mustache and glasses. “Sorry, I don’t know who this Chris Brown is that you speak of. My name is actually… Bris… Chrown… Yes, Bris Chrown. Also, I’m a plant. Plant wants water and sunlight. Glug glug glug.”

Chris Brown

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Tila Tequila Tila Tequila announced on Facebook recently that she is ten weeks pregnant! The Blemish
James Franco called a New York Times theater critic a 'little bitch' over a bad review Celebitchy
The Stupid Awards: Jessica Simpson's baby daddy Eric treats their kid like a football! Bohomoth
How cute do Mariah Carey and her hubby Nick Cannon look in their Easter costumes? SOW
Khloé Kardashian and French Montana are said to be casually dating each other! ICYDK
Cameron Diaz claims that model Kate Upton is more than just big ol' titties! Celebslam
OMG, he's naked: Big Brother Canada contestant Kenny Brain's NSFW Grindr pics! OMG Blog
Why anyone would want to use singer Selena Gomez to help sell shoes? Hollywood Tuna
Dolce&Gabbana's eyewear ads with Noah Mills, Evandro Soldati and Adam Senn Oh La La
Remember when Lindsay Lohan wrote a list of dudes she banged and we all saw it? Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus has postponed the remainder of her US Bangerz tour until August! Dlisted