So now that the proverbial shit has hit the proverbial fan (again) for Chris Brown, it looks like Chris may or may not have violated probation, and if the police officer ABC has called to come investigate the claim says so, Chris might be looking at jail time. Hey, you know when Chris really should have gone to jail? After he tried to murder his girlfriend in the goddamn face. Just putting that out there.
TMZ obtained audio near the dressing room where Chris allegedly took a chair and smashed a window, sending shards of glass onto 43rd Street. During the conversation between the staffer and a glass repairman, the staffer says “I have a police officer coming just to take a look at it before we do any work.” Despite the conversation, NYPD sources tell us … none of their officers were dispatched to the scene. If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes — vandalism and assault on the passersby below. As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris’ probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison. SOURCE
Meanwhile, Chris ran off to the Opera Gallery, because apparently no one would ever suspect he’d be hiding at the Opera gallery! Seriously, I’m sure if you go there right now, you’d probably find him wearing a fake mustache and glasses. “Sorry, I don’t know who this Chris Brown is that you speak of. My name is actually… Bris… Chrown… Yes, Bris Chrown. Also, I’m a plant. Plant wants water and sunlight. Glug glug glug.”