Chris Brown is allowed near Rihanna, oh crap!

Rihanna and Chris Brown

Does this count as another Celebrities Who Hate Each Other post? Probably, yes. Anyway, a judge has lightened the restraining order placed on Chris Brown, which means he can now go within ten yards of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, and can even come into contact with her as long as he doesn’t full out harass her. Sure, this is going to end well for everyone involved.

Brown appeared in court moments ago in downtown L.A., where a judge replaced Rihanna’s restraining order with a level one order — meaning Chris and Rihanna can have contact as long as he does not harass, annoy, or molest her. Rihanna was not in court — but her attorney Donald Etra was … and told the judge RiRi has no objection to the new order. SOURCE

Well, I think we’ve all learned a very important lesson here: You can smash your girlfriend’s face into a car window and try to bite off her ear, but as long as you do the bare minimum to atone yourself, and if you can convince thousands of stupid girls to find you attractive, you too can get a judge to let you near the woman you violently abused. I need a drink.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

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