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Chris Brown investigated over hit-and-run accident

Chris Brown investigated over hit-and-run accident
May 27, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Chris Brown

It’s been quite some time since Chris Brown was investigated over something illegal and faced potential jail time. I’m guessing he was too busy painting stupid crap on his house and convincing the world that he and Rihanna were in a healthy relationship. Well, now that they split up, Chris decided to go back to his roots by hitting a woman with his car and allegedly fleeing the scene. Why won’t I just focus on the music?! TMZ reports …

What could have been a simple fender bender earlier this week is now a full-blown hit-and-run investigation … after Chris Brown allegedly refused to give the driver he rear-ended his driver’s license #.  We’re told he also gave the woman incorrect insurance info. What’s more … we’re now told Chris copped an attitude when the woman pressed him for his ID, before refusing to ante up his DL. Brown is on probation for the Rihanna beating, and one of the conditions is that he obey all laws. If there’s probable cause to believe he broke the law by leaving the scene without fully disclosing information required by law, his probation could be violated and Chris could go to prison for up to four years.

Of course, Chris will get off scott free anyway because this is California we’re talking about. Honestly, the harshest thing they can do is buy him an ice cream cone at Baskin-Robbins WITHOUT sprinkles. That oughtta teach the adorable little scallywa- Oh wait, he just drove his car through a nunnery.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.