Chris Brown’s gentlemanly advice is sure to please ladies everywhere!

Chris Brown

Chris Brown, noted gentleman and feminist scholar, decided to bestow some advice onto men everywhere during his concert over the weekend. The advice in question, according to TMZ

“You GOTTA say that one thing to her,” Brown said … “Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” (See the video)

… That’s a joke, right? That’s just something they wrote on The Onion and everyone just assumed it was news, right? Because no good person could possibly think it’s okay to say that. Well don’t worry! Chris decided to set the record straight by telling everyone that it was a song. Because if you say the terrible things you believe over a backing track, that makes it okay apparently.

Chris Brown is backing off last week’s proclamation that he is sole and rightful owner of Rihanna’s lady parts … telling TMZ, “It’s a song … it’s a song … that’s all it is.”

I have to ask this again, because I still don’t quite understand this: Chris’ music is so wildly misogynistic that his songs are literally about how he owns the vagina of whoever has the displeasure of dating him. How could anyone listen to this? Why is he allowed to have a million dollar career? How can anyone justify giving this much power to someone who thinks like that?

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