By now you’ve probably seen that picture of Chris Brown‘s cock, mostly because at this point at this point they’re about as prevalent as Rebecca Black or that Australian kid who body-slammed that little shit. Anyway, Chris would like you all to know that he did not, in fact, leak the pictures himself, even though he has a brand new album out and nothing helps make people forget that you’ve beaten your significant other like showing off your dick.
Brown tells MTV News, “Let me be honest with you. I didn’t want to put no pictures out; that’s not my intention. A lot of people were saying, ‘Yo, he leaked the pictures, he was trying to get promotion’. “For me, I was always a singer, so unless I’m planning on trying to do porn, I don’t think I’d want to just leak my wang out to the world before my album comes out. It was disappointing to me that it was out, because I was like, ‘Man, now it’s gonna (look like) a gimmick behind it’ and I don’t want a gimmick behind anything that I’m doing.” SOURCE
No, Chris didn’t leak his own dick pic to convince a bunch of incredibly stupid teenage girls that he’s a legitimate talent. Neither did Kim Kardashian. Or Kendra Wilkinson. Or … all right, you get where I’m going with this right? Celebrities are basically all just pornstars, but with more money and even more denial.