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Chris Brown’s dad thinks he should date Jordin Sparks?

Chris Brown’s dad thinks he should date Jordin Sparks?
April 29, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks

In case you were wondering if Chris Brown‘s mom was the only parent who ruined Chris, HAHAHA! No, Chris’ dad is also an enabler too. Just in case you were wondering. Via NY Daily News

“You have to have a balance in a relationship. You have to have someone who is spontaneous and whimsical but you also have to have someone who is grounded and logical.”

That’s certainly not the case with Rihanna and her boy toy.

“I personally liked Jordin Sparks. She’s a wholesome young lady, very pretty,” he said, referring to the sixth winner of American Idol who once collaborated with his son on the song “No Air.”

So basically, it isn’t that Chris is an irrational violent lunatic who lacks the emotional maturity to handle an adult relationship, it’s that he’s an irrational violent lunatic who lacks the emotional maturity to handle an adult relationship who’s dating the wrong woman.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.