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Chris Brown is comparing himself to Jesus?

Chris Brown is comparing himself to Jesus?

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS:

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Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Look, maybe I misread the Bible, but I’m pretty sure that according to Christian mythology, Jesus Christ was the son of God and he spent his entire life trying to get people to be nice to each other and stop being dicks, and in response, he was nailed to a cross and left for dead. Chris Brown, meanwhile, nearly punched Rihanna to death and got into a fight over a parking space, and now he’s mad that people are calling him out over it. THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME THING.