Chris Brown was accused of assaulting another girl?

Chris Brown was accused of assaulting another girl?
June 24, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Chris Brown

Because it’s been a disturbingly long time since Chris Brown was accused of assaulting a woman, here’s a report from TMZ about how Chris has been accused of pushing a woman onto the ground …

Deanna Gines tells TMZ … she was in the VIP section with Chris at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim — where he had just performed. When the bar was about to close, she claims Chris shoved her to the ground. Deanna tells us, the shove was deliberate and she fell hard on her knees. Deanna tells us she filed a police report, and a rep for the Anaheim PD says a female did indeed file a report for assault inside the club, but the rep won’t disclose the name. Cops are investigating.Chris just scoffed at the allegation, tweeting, “I didn’t do anything.”

Judge: Would the defendant like to plead his case?
Defense Attorney: Sir, my client would like to point out that he did, in fact tweet the following: “I didn’t do anything.” I rest my case.
Judge: And would the Prosecutor like a word?
Prosecutor: He’s Chris Brown, your honor.
Judge: Ah yes. Doy, amirite?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.