Christmas is still a week away, but I’m guessing the angels we have heard on high must have gotten a bit antsy because they’ve already delivered to us a Christmas miracle: Chris Brown‘s probation has been revoked. HA! E! Online reports …
A judge revoked the R&B star’s probation today in light of his October arrest for alleged assault in Washington, D.C.—but instead of being taken into custody, Brown was ordered to just keep doing what he’s been doing. Meaning, the 24-year-old F.A.M.E. artist will remain in the treatment facility where he’s been living and continue to complete the 24 hours of community service per week that’s required of him, take his prescription meds and abstain from marijuana (including the medical kind). “Pleased he is doing well in the program and for that reason the court is not included to take the defendant into custody,” said L.A. Superior Court Judge James Brandlin.
So basically, Chris is getting yet another slap on the wrists for something that most people would be locked away for. But you know what? I’ve come to terms with that. Because you know what? He’ll f*ck up again, and he’ll just repeat the cycle all over again. You see, Chris has trapped himself in his own cyclical universe. He’s living his own self-made Groundhog Day. Why sentence him to jail when he already lives in a prison of his own creation. Merry Christmas! (Jeez that was dark.)
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