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Chris Brown is in rehab now

Chris Brown is in rehab now
October 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Chris Brown

So remember how Chris Brown got arrested for punching a guy and everyone realized he actually learned nothing about impulse control or, you know, not punching people in the face? After all of that, Chris has decided to check himself into a Malibu rehab facility for a thirty-day vacation, because you can do whatever you want in California as long as you’re famous. Us Weekly reports…

Chris Brown is trying to get back on the straight and narrow. One day after his release from jail on misdemeanor assault charges, the “Don’t Judge Me” singer, 24, has decided to voluntarily check himself into rehab to deal with some personal issues, his rep says in a statement to Us Weekly. “Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” the statement reads. “His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

So basically, we’re teaching Chris that if he loses his cool, and he punches someone because he doesn’t like them (or “gay sh!t”, as he so calls it) he can just go on a month-long spa vacation and everything will be okay. Because I’m sure if he didn’t learn anything last time, he’ll probably learn something this time! Or maybe not, and we can repeat the whole thing all over again.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.