I never thought I’d see the day where Chris Brown would end up feuding with someone and I’d actually have trouble picking sides, and yet … here we are. Apparently, Chris is feuding on Twitter with Perez Hilton — and to a lesser extent, Wendy Williams — after Perez tweeted this before going on Wendy’s daytime talk show:
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) October 8, 2013
While I have next to zero love for Chris, Perez is a little whiny leprechaun monster with a face like a foot, and clearly he was trolling for the sake of getting Chris to start something with him. In response, Chris tweeted the following because he’s Chris Brown …
can't take advice from 2 buff chicks when one can't stand to look at herself without plastic surgery and the other is forever on his period.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) October 8, 2013
I ain't gonna sit around and cry.. Woah is me… My music rocks .. So do the people that love it. Have fun wit the bullshit people bring u.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) October 9, 2013
Oh crap, are you kidding? You’re asking me to choose between a hack writer who’s only famous for pandering to only the most illiterate of web users, or the guy who beat up his girlfriend? There simply is no winner here. Just two grown(ish) men who both deserve a one-way ticket to Obscurityville.