Chris Brown is feuding with Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton and Wendy Williams

I never thought I’d see the day where Chris Brown would end up feuding with someone and I’d actually have trouble picking sides, and yet … here we are. Apparently, Chris is feuding on Twitter with Perez Hilton — and to a lesser extent, Wendy Williams —  after Perez tweeted this before going on Wendy’s daytime talk show:

While I have next to zero love for Chris, Perez is a little whiny leprechaun monster with a face like a foot, and clearly he was trolling for the sake of getting Chris to start something with him. In response, Chris tweeted the following because he’s Chris Brown …

Oh crap, are you kidding? You’re asking me to choose between a hack writer who’s only famous for pandering to only the most illiterate of web users, or the guy who beat up his girlfriend? There simply is no winner here. Just two grown(ish) men who both deserve a one-way ticket to Obscurityville.

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