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Chelsea called Angelina a “C-U-Next-Tuesday”!

Chelsea called Angelina a “C-U-Next-Tuesday”!
December 6, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Just a quick public service announcement here: If you ever go see a comedian on tour, do not heckle them. These are people who are paid to be funny and mean simultaneously; you will not win that fight. And you REALLY shouldn’t do it with Chelsea Handler, or else she’ll call you and Angelina Jolie homewrecking (word that rhymes with bunts).

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said. “I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”



Chelsea is good friends with Jennifer Aniston. The two of them of have talked about going on vodka-fueled manhunts together and were recently snapped together in Cabo over Thanksgiving. SOURCE

Looks like somebody isn’t getting booked on Chlesea Lately anytime soon. Hint hint. Okay, sure, Angelina does come off as a bit of a bitch sometimes, but I wouldn’t call her a full-on COUNTry music-loving lady. Yeah, that’s right, another obscure Arrested Development reference bitches. This is what happens when you don’t watch quality TV.