Earlier today, Charlie Sheen‘s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, handed in his letter of resignation, presumably having carved it in the rafter he hanged himself from. Yeah, I guess after a while it must get kind of tiring trying to convince people the violent, drug-abusing, misogynistic psychopath is really a nice guy once you get to know him, assuming he doesn’t shoot you or lock you in the closet.
Stan Rosenfield tells TMZ … he’s resigning because “I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.” Rosenfield resigned minutes after Sheen appeared live on TMZ this morning … where the actor insinuated Stan lied to the media on his behalf regarding the hotel trashing incident at The Plaza Hotel in NYC back in October. SOURCE
So it turns out, he’s been lying about Charlie Sheen being a violent drug addict for quite a while now. Who knew, right? Well, Sheen took his leaving about as well as paranoid snow-blower could:
Charlie Sheen is PISSED at his former publicist Stan Rosenfield — telling TMZ, “P**sy. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.” SOURCE
Well done, dumbass. The last person in the world who could bother to say nice things about you and you had him fired. That’s like giving your co-pilot a parachute and forcing him off your crashing plane. If the plane happened to be made of cocaine and there was a dead hooker in the trunk. And the dead hooker was made of cocaine. Basically, everything in Charlie’s life is made of cocaine.