Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!

Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!
February 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Charlie Sheen

It’s been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed is to be believed, he hasn’t really let that one go. Or maybe he has? Honestly, by the looks of his tweets, he goes back and forth on it a lot.

Wait, so does he like Ashton now? Do they hate each other? Does Charlie even know who Ashton is? Because I feel like that would explain a lot. “Wait, Ashton is the floppy-haired looking guy on my old show? Huh … I thought he was the hobo who kept flashing me his penis on the ride home from work. STOP SHOWING ME YOUR DOODLE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A HOUSE!”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.