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Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former) porn star Brett Rossi

Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former) porn star Brett Rossi
February 17, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

Because this sort of thing has worked out so well for both parties in the past, Charlie Sheen is engaged for the fourth time to former porn star Brett Rossi. That tiny groan you just heard was the sound of every other porn star in Los Angeles watching as their pay day sails of into the sunset.

Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon … this time to former adult star Brett Rossi. Sheen proposed Saturday morning after he flew Rossi to Hawaii on a private jet — then bragged about the proposal to a local photog who snapped some pics. SOURCE

Well, good luck to the two of them. Judge all you want, but have you seen the rest of the marriages going down in Hollywood? Most of them are lucky to last four months. Some people get married just to plug a movie. Hell, a sixteen-year-old girl married a guy in his fifties just so that she could jumpstart a career in cable TV reality shows. Comparatively, this is downright normal.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.