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Charlie Sheen’s fiancée is still technically married

Charlie Sheen’s fiancée is still technically married
February 25, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Charlie Sheen and Brett Rossi

When Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former porn star) Brett Rossi, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because … seriously, have you seen every other marriage in Hollywood? Things work differently down there. I figured I’d give them a fair shake. Except it turns out Brett wants to start a family soon, but whoops! Turns out she’s still married. Go figs. NY Daily News reports …

There may a slight hold up in Charlie Sheen’s wedding to new fiancée Brett Rossi — she’s still married. Rossi is currently legally wed to husband Jonathan Ross but that small fact doesn’t seem to bother Sheen. “She’s been separated from this guy for two years,” a rep for the 48-year-old actor told People magazine. “It’s just a matter of the paperwork winding its way through the court system.”

To be fair, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything, right? Divorce takes forever! There’s a lot of mediation! I mean really, at the end of the day, this is a simply matter of girl meets boy and boy meets girl. Only in this case, the girls is someone who wants to immediately start up a family with a rich dude, and the boy is someone who goes through women like tissue paper all while showering them with money. They’ll be fine. Probably.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.