WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
 

Channing Tatum to star in a male stripper movie!

Channing Tatum to star in a male stripper movie!

After pulling their heads out of their asses and realizing that no one really wants to see Scooby-Doo and Alvin and the Chipmunks Pull a Train on Yogi Bear in 3D: The Squeakquel, director Steven Soderbergh is going to make a movie about male strippers starring hottie Channing Tatum and holy crap, I don’t care about anything I have to say let’s just cut to the part where Tatum walks out in a g-string, shall we?

“This was a wild and pivotal time in my life and I couldn’t be more thrilled to go down the rabbit hole with Steven,” Tatum said in a statement. Soderbergh was similarly excited. “When Channing talked to me about this, I thought it was one of the best ideas I’d ever heard for a movie,” the Oscar-winning director said. “I said I wanted in immediately. It’s sexy, funny and shocking. We’re using Saturday Night Fever as our model, so hopefully we’re on the right track.” SOURCE

Hey, we can’t all be like those straight gossip blogs who post tons of celebrity bikini pics, okay? Some of us aren’t into that. Some of us need the rippling muscles of a hot man in very few clothes, but apparently, photo agencies think that people only care about bikini girls. Well fuck that noise I say. This is 2011! We have a black president! RuPaul is still famous! We deserve equality when it comes to who we objectify on the Internet for the sake of SFW fap material. What do we want! More celebrity peen! When do we want it? NOW!

Channing Tatum