So apparently, Channing Tatum has a new movie out (The Eagle) or something that I didn’t really know about, mostly because movies that come out in the first couple months of the year usually kinda suck. However, he told New York magazine that he and Jamie Bell are banging and I’ve completely lost you to your spank bank fantasies, haven’t I? Who am I kidding, of course I have.
I think there’s love in any relationship, whether it’s between a man and a woman, an animal and a person. Look, you have a need to be understood, humans gather around each other and they need to help each other through things. Jamie’s character and my character through trial by fire had to figure out how to understand each other. So I guess you could call it a bromance. Jamie and I have a bromance. We’ve been having sex for a few years now. SOURCE
At this point, you’re probably not even reading this because you’re too busy masturbating to the mental image of these two hotties doing the reverse cowboy, and quite frankly I’m not even sure why I’m still writing. Granted, at this point it’s only with one hand, but I could just type gibberish and you wouldn’t know the difference. Giraffe silicone Colorado fluorescent peaches bonnet muffin. Anyway, if any of you need me I’ll be in my bunk.