Celebrities Get Better Presents Than You!

Celebrities Get Better Presents Than You!
December 27, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Remember how when you were a kid, you were told that only nice kids get presents from Santa, yet the rich douchebag at school always got WAY better presents than you did even though he would eventually grow up to commit vehicular homicide? Good times. Anyway, it’s true even when you grow up, because Jay-Z just plunked down $35,000 on Berkin Bags for his wife, Beyonce.

It was a very merry Christmas for Beyonce, as husband Jay-Z bought her $350,000 worth of Birkin bags from Hermes, according to the New York Post. The rapper/mogul spent hours Friday in the brand’s Manhattan store, shopping in a private room, a source told the paper.
You might think that price tag pales in comparison to the cool $2 million that Beyonce spent on a Bugatti Grand Sport for her husband’s birthday earlier in December. However, in September, Jay bought Beyonce a $20 million private island off the shore of Florida. SOURCE

Now, I’m sure these two are good people and all, but… Seriously, a $20 Million private island? Jesus. I was totally happy getting the first season of Community on DVD, and she got her own fucking tropical island? Clearly, I’m in the wrong fucking business here. Someone get me the number of a rich and famous rapper! I’m gettin’ mine…