Back when Jennifer Lopez first broke it off with Marc Anthony, everyone wondered who she would get married to next. And then she ended up dating one of her back-up dancers, and everyone just sort of nodded their heads knowingly. “The Britney Spears route you say? Hmmmm … well played, Ms. Lopez. Well played.” Anyway, it turns out Jennifer didn’t learn anything from the K-Fed debacle, here comes the rumors that her boytoy, Casper Smart, was out getting some happy endings while she wasn’t looking. From In Touch …
In Touch can exclusively reveal that just one day before helping Jennifer Lopez celebrate her 43rd birthday, Casper Smart—her boyfriend of 10 months—was in NYC’s Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood, where he entered an 8th Avenue building and went upstairs to visit an appointment-only exotic massage parlor.
Bibi, a massage worker at the parlor, who says she is 31 and a native of Korea confirms to In Touch, “I saw Jennifer’s boyfriend,” adding that Casper was “in a big hurry” during his visit, which lasted fewer than 10 minutes. “He is a nice man. He has strong muscles.”
Bibi’s claims are supported by multiple sources — including Don Jayasinha, an employee at the gay peep show downstairs from the massage parlor, who says Casper is a familiar face in the building. “Casper has gone to the exotic massage parlor twice this month,” he tells In Touch.
I like how they very subtly inserted a reference to the gay peep show, because really, the only thing that would make this an even bigger rumor is the idea that JLo’s boytoy might … also have boytoys? Honestly, the whole thing seems just a teensy bit far-fetched. Why go out for a hamburger when you have a steak at home? Specifically, a steak that gives you a stack of cash (or a car) every time you stick your penis in it? I think I might be losing the metaphor here.