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Carly Rae Jepsen has a sex tape?

Carly Rae Jepsen has a sex tape?
July 24, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Carly Rae Jepsen

You know you’ve made it big when people start circulating grainy videos of what they purport to be you makin’ the sexy times. Such is the case with Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen whose song “Call Me Maybe” has blown up so hard that now people are claiming that she already has a sex tape floating around out there. Except it turns out that’s not really her, and I mean really, was there ever a chance it was? She’s a little too cutesy-poo to do the nasty on camera. Via The Toronto Sun:

“Crazy morning. Discovered that someone put up a sex tape claiming to be me. Ridiculous. Obviously not me,” the singer wrote on Twitter. Grainy video footage of a woman closely resembling Jepsen engaged in intimate acts with a male companion began spreading across the Internet early Monday afternoon. Following the release of the sex tape, Twitter was overflowing with comments from people weighing in on the situation — many of whom remained skeptical it was indeed the singer in the video.

I refuse to make on more freaking joke about “Call Me Maybe,” because it’s been done to death and there’s no way I’m going to try and kick one more laugh out of that dead horse. So let’s see if I can scavenge something out of her other songs … ummm, a Carly Rae Jepsen sex tape would be a real “Curiosity”? No? Crap … well, ummmm … oh, gosh, she did a song with Owl City? That whiny emo douchebag? Oh hells naw.

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