WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
WHEN MUSIC POPS, WE TURN IT UP
 

Carly Rae Jepsen and Train ditched the Boy Scouts

Carly Rae Jepsen and Train ditched the Boy Scouts

Carly Rae Jepsen

If you haven’t heard by now, the Boy Scouts of America are currently getting beat in the press due to the fact that they’re a homophobic group who won’t let gay kids participate. Conversely, the Girl Scouts of America is totally down with the rainbow, so you can feel good about buying all their delicious (THIN MINTS!) cookies. Anyway, the Boy Scouts were hosting their annual summer jamboree (how is that not gay?) with live performances by Train and Carly Rae Jepsen, until both artists found out their policies and immediately ditched them.

Wait … a bunch of boys in neckerchiefs were going to hang out together, listen to Train and Carly Rae Jepsen, and call this a Jamboree? All right then. Good for you guys. That’s, uh… That’s completely heterosexual in every way. No, totally, you guys are super straight. (HA! Douchebags!)