Carly Rae Jepsen sucks at pitching!

Carly Rae Jepsen sucks at pitching!
July 15, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Carly Rae Jepsen

For some reason, Canadian popstar Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”) was invited to throw the opening pitch at a baseball game over the weekend, and already I’m way over my head in sports, so suffice to say the poor girl kind of blew it. Hard. Which isn’t much of a judgment call on my part because I can’t throw worth shit. I once tried to pantomime throwing a football during a game of charades with my family (the answer was Varsity Blues) and, no joke, they guessed Bee Movie. Yes, I throw so badly that it defies film genre. I am ashamed of myself, Carly must feel the same way.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.