Man, it’s gotta suck being ‘The Beef’ aka Shia LaBeouf; he looks like he’s sixteen, he’s in a feud with that guy from Malcolm In the Middle, he’s stuck in shitty Transformers movies, and now he’s been dumped by Carey Mulligan, one of the most talented young actresses out there. Harsh.
Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf have said goodbye to their romance, PEOPLE has confirmed. The Transformers star and the Never Let Me Go actress, who were first linked in August 2009 after being spotted kissing at a New York restaurant, called it quits “some time ago,” according to sources. Since the split, Mulligan has been in Los Angeles shooting the indie film Drive, opposite Ryan Gosling. She checked in to the Best Western Hollywood Hills Hotel for a few days while the film shot nearby. SOURCE
… Which is all just a very nice way of saying “She was nominated for an Oscar and he was in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, so she dumped his loser ass for piece of the Gos.” And really, who can blame her? It’s called trading up people. That’s like handing over a day-old Big Mac and getting filet mignon in return! (*Psst* the filet mignon is Ryan Gosling‘s penis.)