Butt-Off: Miley Cyrus vs. Lady Gaga!

Butt-Off: Miley Cyrus vs. Lady Gaga!
August 27, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Miley Cyrus vs. Lady Gaga

Ever get the feeling that we’ve reached the point of diminishing returns when it comes to famous butts? Because that’s how I’m feeling these days. Anyway, after Miley Cyrus‘ lower-back-shaking (I refuse to call it twerking because twerking actually requires a proper ass) dominated the 2013 MTV VMAs, it seems famous butts have become fashionable. So much so that Miley and Lady Gaga are now posting butt pics online, so feel free to take sides: In this corner, we have Gaga’s ass which was dipped in gold glitter because photographer Terry Richardson was probably high on some hipster nonsense that day. In the other corner, here’s Miley’s butt that she thinks is the new Michael Jordan now. Maybe if she was talking about baseball-era Michael Jordan, sure, but basketball Jordan? Nope. Anyway, take your pick, before we reach the point of critical ass.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.