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Bruno Tonioli thinks Kendra Wilkinson is a stripper!

Bruno Tonioli thinks Kendra Wilkinson is a stripper!
April 26, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel

Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Kendra Wilkinson did a samba routine which, and I really hate to admit this because Kendra is so annoying even her queefs sound like Gilber Gottfried‘s voice, was actually pretty good. Apparently, judge Bruno Tonioli thought it was just a tad too good, because he ended up calling her a stripper and then tried to score a lap dance from her on live television. On a network owned by Disney.

After the Playboy alum and reality star, 25, pulled off a super-sexy dance to Ricky Martin‘s Livin’ La Vida Loca, the eccentric judge didn’t offer much in the way of constructive criticism. Instead, Tonioli quipped, “Ladies and gentleman, Dancing with the Stars presents: Revenge of the Stripper, Part 1!” Tonioli then threw out a dollar bill and lay down on the judges’ table. “Let’s do it now, let’s get it over with!” SOURCE

This being Kendra, I give her all of … let’s say three days before she ends up all teary-eyed on the cover of US magazine because someone mistook her for a stripper. Because, you know, strippers would never flash their boobs for Playboy or let an 85-year-old man try and cram the tube-sock full of mashed potatoes he calls a penis into her snizz. Kendra is far too classy for that (unless you pay her).

Kendra Wilkinson and Louis Van Amstel