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Bruce Jenner might be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Bruce Jenner might be on ‘Dancing With The Stars’
January 22, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Bruce Jenner

Thus far, Dancing With The Stars has had two of the Kardashians on their show — Kim Kardashian and Rob Kardashian — despite the two of them having the grace and poise of a ballerina … plowing a garbage truck through a crowded shopping mall. Well, now Bruce Jenner is angling to get on the show, and he’ll finally show those swollen hussies a thing or two about what elegance looks like.

“He’s dying to do it,” an insider tells Us. “The show is close to locking him in.” Jenner has stepped into the ballroom before — as an audience member. The star previously cheered on stepdaughter Kim Kardashian, 33, as she took 11th place in Season 7 with professional dancer Mark Ballas. Kim’s younger brother, Rob Kardashian, 26, followed in her footsteps when he joined Season 13 of the dancing competition in 2011. He and Cheryl Burke were eliminated in week 10. “He would have fun with it,” Rob told Us. SOURCE

“He’s dying to do it!” Those might not be the best choice of words considering that after 22-years with Kris Jenner, Bruce actually does look like he’s dying. In all fairness, you let a bunch of skeksis (skekses?) suck out your youth for two decades, you’d probably look a little haggard too.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.