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Bruce Jenner is opting out of the Kardashians

Bruce Jenner is opting out of the Kardashians
February 13, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Bruce Jenner

Now that Bruce Jenner has broken out of the cocoon of whoredom he was trapped in during his time with Kris Jenner, and is metamorphosing into the beautiful butterfly he always was, the time has come for him to apparently shut the door for good. According to TMZ, he’s officially quit Hollywood and anything even remotely Kardashian related …

Sources connected to both the Kardashian family and the production tell TMZ … Bruce will NOT come back for another season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians if the network picks it up. The family is currently shooting the last installment of the series … and even if it gets renewed we’re told Bruce wants out. Bruce now reluctantly takes part in the show … but only when it’s absolutely necessary. Whenever possible he’ll shoot his scenes in Malibu — where he now lives. We’re told Bruce has a clear vision of his life as soon as the season ends … golfing, spending time with his kids — off camera — flying helicopters and riding motorcycles. Our sources say his kids have become a real priority — Bruce wants to cement the relationship with his sons that he never had when they were growing up. The relationship is much better than it was but he wants to continue to strengthen it.

Good for him for recognizing the rat-king of whoredom the Kardashians have become and extricating himself as soon as possible. That being said, that is a big move to make. What could have possibly encouraged him to run that far from —

OH GOSH RUN BRUCE JENNER! RUN AS FAR AS YOUR BEAUTIFUL LEGS CAN CARRY YOU!

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.