Brooke Mueller does not understand comedy!

Just days after the final, remaining joke about Charlie Sheen had been made, Comedy Central decided to roast him which is sort of like jumping on the bandwagon after the band has already died from drug overdoses and auto-erotic asphyxiation. Anyway, Brooke Mueller has decided to get in on this by declaring that they can make fun of everyone but her, because as we all know, that’s how comedy works.

Sources close to Mueller tell TMZ … she wants her name “completely off-limits” when The Warlock is roasted in L.A. on September 10. And Brooke may have the law on her side. In her divorce settlement, Charlie promises not to ever publicly discuss her drug use, and people in Brooke’s camp are telling us, “He better not go there.” We’re told Brooke’s people are seriously considering sending Comedy Central a letter, demanding it not broadcast any anti-Mueller jabs. SOURCE

Fucking seriously bitch? They’re jokes. What the fuck do you care if people make jokes about you? The point is that they’re not real. They’re fake. They’re exaggerations. They’re parody and satire protected by the first amendment, and at this point, the world already knows that you’re a gigantic drug addict because you admitted to it on reality TV. Multiple times. It’s not like you have much of a reputation to tarnish at this point, so just let them make jokes about you in the context of Lisa Lampanelli‘s vagina.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

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