Brooke Hogan is not banging her dad!

So last week, Brooke Hogan hit the snooze button on the clock that announces when her fifteen minutes are up by posing nude in an animal cage for PETA because she never heard of the term “inviting comparison”. Anyway, her daddy, Hulk Hogan decided to stop by and spend his birthday with his hand over the picture of his daughter’s genitals because that’s what backwoods hillbillies do, so Brooke decided to tell everyone that she and her dad aren’t banging. Which if you have to say out loud …

“Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship,” she Tweeted on Saturday morning, days after revealing the photo in Miami. “Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”

“When Hulk saw the racy photo of his daughter, he posed in front of her picture hiding her private parts with his hands,” the source says. SOURCE

So basically, you and your dad AREN’T having a weird pederast relationship, despite the fact that he’s dating a girl who looks exactly like you and his first reaction upon seeing a photograph of your junk is to reach out and touch it. Nope, nothing weird about any of that. Just a dad who loves his daughter enough to bang her clones while everyone watches!

Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Whitney Houston / Yaya Dacosta ANTM's Yaya DaCosta takes on Whitney Houston in Lifetime biopic of the singer's life OMG Blog
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes 'literally could not be more excited' about their baby Celebitchy
Lea Michele and the Glee cast share heartfelt messages about Cory Moneith :( PopSugar
Hugh Jackman recently shaved his head to play Blackbeard in the Peter Pan movie! SOW
Zac Efron has apaprently been hooking up with Michelle Rodriguez since 2011?! The Blemish
Glee's Becca Tobin's boyfriend, Matt Bendik, was found dead in his hotel room! ICYDK
The day we all haven't been waiting for is here, Paris Hilton has a new single out Celebslam
Oh my word ... this is one red carpet fashion disaster that no one should see! Hollywood Tuna
Watch: Sexy Dolce & Gabbana models hit on you ... while they suck on helium! Oh La La
Someone tell Lindsay Lohan that talk is cheap and actions speak louder than words Evil Beet
Brody Jenner went to Reggie Bush's wedding after skipping Kim Kardashian's wedding! Dlisted