It’s no secret that I love Broken Social Scene. A lot. Where do you think my stage name came from? If I could, I would get polygamously bisexually married to all of them, but I don’t think that’s legal. Anyhoo, if their video for Texico Bitches is any indication, they love me too. How can I tell? Simple: It features two men wrestling and making out in chocolate syrup. There is nothing about this video that I don’t love to the point where I want to have little tiny half music video/half gay porn star babies with. So enjoy the chocolatey, homoerotic goodness, and be sure to pick up Forgiveness Rock Record!
