Remember back in the early aughts (or whatever you call years the new millennium) when Britney Spears‘ vagina used to be like this beautiful, mythical creature that no one ever thought they would witness? And then they actually did and everyone was all like “Meh”? Well, prepare for more ambivalence, because apparently Britney has more pics floating around out there, and they’re all on the cellphone of her ex-bodyguard she sent them to in exchange for a can of Fanta plus a bag of Cheetos!
Pop star Britney Spears‘ ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores, who is suing the singer for sexual harassment, claims the Toxic singer sent him racy, nude self-pictures from her cell phone in an attempt to seduce him, according to a new report in the London Sun, RadarOnline.com has learned. “They are really explicit images that will likely shock and disgust the majority of her fans,” a pal of Flores, 29, told the paper. “Fernando can prove the pictures were taken on her cellphone and sent to his mobile. SOURCE
No, actually, this totally sounds like something BritBrit would do. Hell, this is probably the most sensible thing she’s ever done. Getting all the free drinks you can want and all you have to do is flash the goods a little? Why the hell didn’t you just say so! It’s almost like having someone else’s credit card between your legs!