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britney spears is such a goober

britney spears is such a goober
May 17, 2005 MICHAEL KNUDSEN



things i learned while watching the series premiere of britney & kevin: chaotic – and methinks – many of you will have learned the same lessons popbytes picked up…



1. she is such a dumbass girl – her and her ‘cam’ (but not a bitch)

2. she likes it ‘wham bam thank you m’am’ style!

3. kevin is gnarly and kinda gross

4. she is the most annoying person ever

5. she is a such a nympho

6. she is the biggest mess – ‘xtina’ is akin to – yes – the virgin mary

7. i can’t wait for next week’s continued mess

8. she has gone down down down…so low

9. i couldn’t believe i was watching this crap – well it was UPN…

10. dudes – she is such a goober!!!



and finally yes girl – i(we) can so handle your truth! bring it on britney!