things i learned while watching the series premiere of britney & kevin: chaotic – and methinks – many of you will have learned the same lessons popbytes picked up…
1. she is such a dumbass girl – her and her ‘cam’ (but not a bitch)
2. she likes it ‘wham bam thank you m’am’ style!
3. kevin is gnarly and kinda gross
4. she is the most annoying person ever
5. she is a such a nympho
6. she is the biggest mess – ‘xtina’ is akin to – yes – the virgin mary
7. i can’t wait for next week’s continued mess
8. she has gone down down down…so low
9. i couldn’t believe i was watching this crap – well it was UPN…
10. dudes – she is such a goober!!!
and finally yes girl – i(we) can so handle your truth! bring it on britney!
May 17, 2005