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Britney Spears in ‘Poo Cocktail Supreme’

Britney Spears in ‘Poo Cocktail Supreme’
March 30, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Britney Spears

Someone, somewhere out there is masturbating to that thought, aren’t they? Gross … anyway, Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, where he premiered a ‘deleted scene’ from Jackass 3D that involved Britney Spears performing the infamous ‘Port-a-Potty Bungie Jump’ trick. Okay, so granted she didn’t actually do the stunt, because no one wants to see Britney Spears covered in shit, but in all fairness she did do a pretty good job of selling it and … oh goddammit Internet, just because I type the words ‘Britney Spears covered in shit’, doesn’t mean we actually have it. Sorry, perverts, back to one-handed Google searches for you.

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