Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are splitting up?

Now would be an excellent time to invest in Cheetos and Frappuccinos — honestly, any food-based product that ends in an O — because according to Hollyscoop, pop princess Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are breaking up (before they walk down the aisle), and Jason is doing everything in his power to make sure it goes smoothly so that Britney doesn’t have a full-blown meltdown.

“Jason has told Britney’s entire family that he’s planning to leave her, so that Britney will have a support system when he breaks the bad news,” the source tells us. Jason is reportedly waiting for The X Factor to be over, because he and her whole family think Britney will take the news real hard, and would rather not have her deal with it while she’s trying to film the show. But here’s the weirdest part, Jason reportedly wants to remain her manager after the break-up. So basically their relationship will become strictly business. Pretty sure Britney won’t want him on payroll after he dumps her, but he has been great for her career, so who knows.

Oh no, this will end marvelously. Britney’s entire life has been a series of meticulously planned maneuvers (and medications) and since that’s never blown up into horrific cluster-fucks, I’m sure this will end fantastically. Or Britney will eat Jason’s face like a Fruit Roll-Up before dropping a house on her parents like the tornado from The Wizard of Oz. I’m leaning towards the latter. Watch out everyone!

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

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