Know what happens when you combine the trailer park trashiness of Bret Michaels with the high-class trashiness of Kim Kardashian? Well, I’m not really sure, but I’m pretty sure it’s classified as biological warfare. Anyway, she and Bret apparently had a “sexy” conversation last month, which can only mean one thing: We’re all going to die. Go out, buy a semi-automatic, and trust no one.
“She was like, ‘Oh, this is beautiful. Nice bus,'” Michaels, 48, tells UsMagazine.com. “We talked about how she was doing. We talked a little bit about my health. Talked about the concert. It was very cool. She was very, very polite. I mean that. Very sexy, very cool, very together.” After their 10-minute encounter on March 21, Michaels tells Us he’s smitten with Kardashian, who introduced the Life As I Know It star at his charity concert in Orlando. “I admire her beauty. She’s got one of the prettiest faces ever,” he fawns. “Sometimes you see someone, and then you see them in person and it’s not quite the same. She was very beautiful in person.” SOURCE
Oh my God … this is it. The perfect storm of slutdom. I always knew this day was coming, I just … I didn’t think it would be this soon. No worries everyone, I’m going in. *Loads assault rifle with RU-486 and Valtrex* If I die in combat, someone please go through my apartment and get rid of all the porn before my mother finds it. It’s in the shoebox labeled “Not Porn”.