Despite the fact that he took hair and moisturizing tips from Matthew McConaughey (did you know rubbing Crisco on every part of your body keeps wrinkles away? That’s because it doesn’t!) Bradley Cooper has been designated with the 2011 title of People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. No, really. The guy who got paid millions to make the exact same movie twice is the sexiest man alive.
Sure, he’s easy on the eyes, but there’s more to 2011’s Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper than dazzling baby blues and a killer smile. Ladies, take note: this Georgetown grad can whip up dinner, take you for a spin on his motorcycle and whisper sweet nothings in French (he’s fluent!). Just don’t try convincing him what a catch he is. “I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title],” says the Hangover actor, 36. “I think I’m a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.”
Ugh, seriously people? You couldn’t find anyone sexier than this guy? I mean hell, even if I wanted to bang him, I couldn’t because I’d just slide off like I was trying to climb a mountain made of ice. This is the only person in the world where bondage would actually be a necessity rather than an added bonus kink. And for the record: Jon Hamm IS the sexiest man alive. Plus he doesn’t use butter as deodorant!