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Brad Pitt is so übermensch!

Brad Pitt is so übermensch!
September 7, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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In case you didn’t think that Brad Pitt couldn’t get anymore impossibly perfect than he already was (I mean Jesus, just … HOW?), it turns out he also has a knack for saving women in real life. No, really. RadarOnline reports:

While filming the apocalyptic action flick in Scotland on August 24th, Brad jumped into action when a woman slipped in a stampede, saving her from being trampled in the street. “He didn’t have time to speak to her because it was mid shoot,” an eyewitness recalled. “But she said afterward how grateful she was.” Just two months earlier, Brad had come to the aid of another damsel in distress. “I got a cramp in my back and couldn’t straighten myself,” actress Katinka Egres tells Star. “Brad called a medic and insisted on me being examined.” Now, she has some words for her knight in shining armor. “Thank you again for your kindness and attentiveness,” she says.

See what I mean? He’s handsome as hell, he’s banging Angelina Jolie, he’s raising half-a-dozen kids, he’s rich, famous and beloved … and on top of that, he will also save a random woman’s life just because he can? Fuck it, I think we’ve evolved to our peak. It’s all downhill from here people. Hope you enjoy being monkeys again!

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