Blake Lively just GOOPed herself

Blake Lively

Blake Lively (aka starring in Gossip Girl) has always been one of those celebs I never felt strongly about one way or another. My feelings for her have generally been positive, she's been pretty smart about choosing her projects, but yeah. Just never felt super strongly about her. Now, she's decided to try her hand at her own lifestyle site, Preserve. Here's an excerpt from her letter from the editor: I'm comfortable with the knowledge that MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE

LeAnn Rimes’ reality show is doing super well, you guys

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

Hey, remember that reality TV show LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were making? The one where they were kind of throwing actual reality out the window and casting actors to play Eddie's kids? Well, some version of that idea has successfully made it onto the air, and no one bothered watching it because why bother when there are shows about naked people going on blind dates? It's like being asked if you'd rather go to McDonald's or eat a pound of MORE

I’m not sure Kanye West understands what a blowfish is …

Kanye West

Let me start off by saying that Kanye West is good at many things, such as music, and ... did I say music? All right, so just music, but he's really, REALLY good. Unfortunately, somewhere down the line, a tiny devil on his shoulder bent over and whispered in his ear, "Kanye! Being good at one thing means you must be naturally good at everything! Let the world know of your genius thoughts and let no one tell you otherwise!" And then the tiny angel MORE

Box Office: Dawn Of The Sex Tape Of The Planes: Anarchy

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

According to BoxOfficeMojo, America went to the theatres for a second week in a row, saw the poster for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and said "yes please to that again!" to the tune of $36 Million. Consequently, there was also a period of time where people would pay out the ass for anything with monkeys in it to the point where every single comic had at least one gorilla-feuled storyline, and we seem to be in its resurgence. I guess what I'm MORE

Justin Bieber: Already be putting his probation in jeopardy?

Justin Bieber

It's been literally 12 days since Justin Bieber copped a plea deal in his egging case and got probation, so naturally TMZ is reporting that the cops were at his place six times over the weekend and if he doesn't simmer down and behave, he could risk his probation. Though to give credit where credit is due, he at least took longer than I thought he would. He almost hit the two week mark! That's progress, right? Cops received 4 separate MORE

Don’t miss Michael Urie in ‘Buyer & Cellar’ in LA!

Buyer & Cellar

I had only heard fab things about the off Broadway play, Buyer & Cellar, starring cutie Michael Urie (of Ugly Betty fame–who else misses that show?), so I was thrilled to hear Michael would be reprising his role here in Los Angeles. Last weekend I attended the official opening night at Center Theatre Group's intimate Mark Taper Forum, and I'm happy to report that show was everything I thought it would be–and more! Buyer & Cellar tells the MORE

Tim McGraw doesn’t appreciate his jeans being torn off!

TIm McGraw

Here's the video of Tim McGraw slapping a female fan that's been floating around, which TMZ says probably won't lead to anything because she was trying to tear off his jeans and they're pretty much on his side. Should he have slapped her? Probably not, no. Should she have tried to claw off his jeans? No, definitely not. I'm saying this as someone who's been groped (repeatedly) by excitable, inebriated women and men at various events: don't grab MORE

Is Kim Kardashian photoshopping her throwback pics now?

Kim Kardashian

If there's one thing you can count on from Kim Kardashian, it's that she will constantly post pictures of herself on every social media website she can think of, and said pictures will always be ... a little 'off' looking, let's  just put it that way. Anyway, the other day Kim posted a shot of herself, talking about how 'skinny" she looked, until someone over at RadarOnline dug up the original picture and noticed a few creative decisions. Other MORE

Ten Reasons to Watch ‘Candidly Nicole’

Nicole Richie

The bitch is back. After a brief lapse from gracing the nation with her comedic genius (sorry, she was busy getting married, having kids and creating a stunning clothing line), Nicole Richie returns to our televisions tonight at 10/9c on VH1, and it's like she never even left. Candidly Nicole showcases the trials and tribulations of our favorite Simple Life lady, while teaching us how to get through awkward situations by making light of MORE

Now for Something Totally Different: 90′s The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

I've already talked about how Kim Kardashian somehow made $85 Million off of an app because casual gamers have garbage taste, so how about something to lighten the mood? Here's Dwayne Johnson, back in the 90's when he was still The Rock. Only somehow, this was before even that, when The Rock was a struggling female comedian. And you know what? 10/10 would do. You kind of have to grade on a curve when it comes to the 90's, and I mean really. The MORE

Joe Manganiello taught Conan O’Brien how to be a stripper

Joe Manganiello and Conan O'Brien

Joe Manganiello really took to his role in Magic Mike, to the point where he actually made a documentary about male strippers, La Bare. Anyway, last night he was on Conan O'Brien's show when he decided to teach Coco the finer points of male stripping. Here's the abridged version: grind, grind, grind, and don't say anything if they tell you that you remind them of their kids. Weird. MORE

Kim Kardashian might make $85 Million off her app?!

Kim Kardashian

I've been purposely ignoring Kim Kardashian's annoying new app, mostly because (A) it's not really Kim's app, per se. I don't care what you say, unless she coded the entire thing herself, it's not "her" app. And (B) I still have an iPhone 3 and that thing is chugging like hell. My contract is up in September anyway, so I can tough it out until then. Anyway, despite my best efforts to tune it out, Kim might be making something like $85 Million off MORE

It’s Official: Lindsay Lohan is London’s problem now!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while now, which kind of makes sense since she's been talking about moving there forever now. Except of course we didn't believe her because ... LiLo. After a while, you're just conditioned to certain patterns. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Lindsay actually is in London permanently now (read: until her goodwill dries up and she needs to jump ship) and has vowed to no longer act like an unprofessional nut MORE

Box Office: Apes beat out Transformers

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

True story: The other day, I was on a pad thai binge after a day of work, and I'm pretty sure I ate enough to fill a bucket. Literally a bucket of pad thai. I was bloated, aching, and supremely ashamed of myself for not being able to recognize my own personal limitations, and as soon as I got home I hate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's Coffee Toffee Crunch. I guess what I'm trying to say is that, according to BoxOfficeMojo, Dawn of the Planet of MORE