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Who else but Kanye West could essentially take over the entire world in a matter of just a few hours? After tweeting that his new song and an accompanying visual would premiere on sixty-six buildings around the world on Friday night, I immediately jumped at the chance to witness this kind of historic event. Surely, my children will want to know where I was when I first experienced “New Slaves,” the first single from his upcoming unnamed MORE
It's Friday (FINALLY) so let's close off the slowest week in the history of forever right? Well, except for Beyoncé getting pregnant again! Anyways, here's the latest music video from RuPaul for her brand-new single "Lick It Lollipop" (iTunes) featuring Lady Bunny. If you didn't catch the reference there: Don't quote me on this one but I think it might be about penises? I think. Don't hold me to that one. MORE
→ Star Trek hottie Chris Pine admits he loves a good cry in Men's Health magazine! The Frisky → Kim Kardashian's pregnancy feet are beyond insane looking, see 'em for yourself! Celebslam → Apparently Madonna went out of her way to snub Gwyneth Paltrow at the Met Gala! Celebitchy → Everyone is making the same joke that Beyoncé's going to name her baby Red Vine BuzzFeed → Rumor has it that DJ cutie Calvin Harris and MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian announced that she was pregnant, Kanye West has been conspicuously absent most of the time. When he actually is around, more often than not the guy just looks like he's praying for a death that just won't come. (Actually, that would explain why he walked face-first into a sign, doesn't it?) Well, Kanye is reportedly planning on spending even more time as far away from Kim as possible after she delivers the baby, so I'm MORE
For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE
Apparently last night was the season finale of American Idol - or was it The Voice? Which is the one with Mariah Carey? Oh, it was Idol? All right then. Anyway, someone named Candice Glover won (good for her) but the big story seems to be Mariah's performance. After doing a medley of her greatest hits along with her new song "Beautiful," Twitter fans alleged that she was too good and therefore had to be lip-syncing. Personally, I think that if MORE
Ever since she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan's biggest concern has been the fact that she can't take Adderall, which she believes she needs control her ADD (and possibly to suppress her appetite and keep her freckled-ass skinny). Well, turns out the Betty Ford Center isn't all that cool with the fact that she's using a highly-addictive pill for sh!ts and giggles, so they cut her off and switched her to a less addictive form of the drug without MORE
Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
A couple months ago, it was announced that Kris Jenner was getting her own daytime talk show and that America would be a lesser place for it. We're all slightly worse people now because she has her own talk show. That's how it works. Anyway, there is some good news here: It turns out, absolutely no one wants to go on her show, and even Ryan Seacrest can't convince anyone famous to actually associate themselves with Kris. Via The National Ledger MORE
Because head butting a sign and then shoving a paparazzi is what classy, dignified people do, Kanye West decided to clear the air during a concert by going on a rant about how he's not a celebrity, how he doesn't need to joke about himself during his upcoming stint on Saturday Night Live, and how if you ask him to kiss your baby he will drop it on the ground. So yeah, all that makes perfect sense. The weird thing is, if Kanye didn't want to be a MORE
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