Katy Perry goes all Jackass for her new “Birthday” video

Katy Perry "Birthday"

No, seriously, Katy Perry has a new music video out for her song, "Birthday," and it's for reals just like Jackass. If I'm getting this right, Katy threw on a disguise, crashed five different birthdays, and proceeded to just wreck the sh!t out of them. But then she pulled off the disguise and revealed she was Katy, so I guess that kind of made up for it? I mean, everyone signed off on the release forms, so I'm guessing they're cool with it. MORE

Justin Bieber also did something stupid in Japan

Justin Bieber in Japan

Man, this was not a good week for Canadian pop musicians in Japan, was it? First we have Avril Lavigne taking a dump on Hello Kitty, and now we have Justin Bieber visiting a shrine in Tokyo. On the surface, that doesn't sound too bad, until you realize there are apparently 14 war criminals whose souls are enshrined there. Whoops. Anyway, now Justin is trying to pass the blame onto someone else, as the norm with this one. Via The Hollywood MORE

Avril Lavigne is defending that “Hello Kitty” mess

Avril Lavigne

Yesterday, Avril Lavigne the music video for "Hello Kitty," and the world collectively looked around, flustered, and muttered, "wait ... Avril is still a thing?" And then there was a big discussion about whether or not it was racist or cultural appropriation or just garden variety stupid. Well, Avril isn't going to take this sitting down, and has fired back by going on Facebook and typing "LOLOLOL!" So that's the kind of discussion we're having MORE

Kim Kardashian is buying all her own Vogue magazine covers

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West / Vogue Magazine

When Kim Kardashian got the cover of Vogue (because of Kanye West, let's be honest) everyone kind of assumed that the issue would bomb because no fashion-savvy person would ever buy anything with Kim on it. Except it turns out the magazine sold decently well, and a big reason for it is that Kim is apparently buying stacks of them for herself. TMZ reports ... Kim Kardashian cannot get enough of herself ... hitting up a newsstand on Tuesday to MORE

Stop that Avril Lavigne, just stop that

Avril Lavigne

Because Avril Lavigne is so punk rock, here's her new video for "Hello Kitty," where she sings about an international corporate mascot to dubstep. This might be an unpopular opinion, but Mac and Me was more punk rock and anti-establishment than Avril, and that was a movie about a boy stuffing an E.T. rip-off with McDonald's and Coca-Cola until it sh!t money. This is the musical equivalent of cake farts. MORE

Lupita Nyong’o: People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman!

Lupita Nyong'o

YES! Huge round of applause to People magazine for picking the most deserving winner for this year's Most Beautiful award, as Lupita Nyong'o snatches the crown after the whirlwind year to end all whirlwind years. You picked a clear winner, People. Well done! "It was exciting and just a major, major compliment," the 31-year-old says of gracing this year's cover. And especially, "I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a MORE

All T, All Shade: Drag My Wedding

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

Quick word: Yes, I missed last week's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. If you want my opinion on it, just imagine me cringing for twenty straight minutes. Anyway, here comes this week's recap for 'Drag My Wedding,' which saw the queens turning grooms into brides for a mass wedding onstage. Which queens lived happily ever after, and which queens consciously uncoupled? Well ... Adore Delano [Bottom 2] Look, we all knew Adore isn't much of a MORE

Damien from ‘Mean Girls’ comes out, talks the canceled reunion

Daniel Franzese

So right now, TooFab is running a story about Daniel Franzese (Damien in Mean Girls) talking about having to hide his sexuality after playing a gay teen. Actually, you should check out his RuPaul Drives segment, because you can kinda see him talk about what he's up to now, and he's just so cute and bearish. Anyway, here's Daniel coming out ... "I'm happy to be free and honest with myself and my fans," he tells TooFab of his decision to come MORE

Jay Z and Beyoncé are bailing on Kimye’s wedding

Kanye West, Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian

Remember all those stories about how Beyoncé has been absolutely dreading the idea of going to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because she can't be around her for more than five seconds without getting a case of the douche chills? Well, according to The Daily Mail, she and hubby Jay Z decided to bail out on the whole big event because they don't want to be on one of the Kardashians' reality TV specials. Austin Powers: Goldmember? Sure, MORE

Lindsay Lohan denies drinking through an interview

lohan

Don't you just hate it when you have two conflicting stories and no real concrete evidence either way? Like this piece about Lindsay Lohan denying that she was drinking during an interview with Kode magazine. On one hand, we have Lindsay claiming the whole thing was conducted via email. On the other hand, she's LiLo. Honestly, I'm kinda torn on this one. Via E! Online ... "Lindsay never spoke to any journalist at Kode. The interview was MORE

The RHOA ladies seem like rational individuals!

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Hold a gun to my head, I couldn't tell you any of the names of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, other than NeNe Leakes. In fact, if you had just told me that the show was Nene Leakes interacting with four clone versions of herself, I'd not only believe you, I'd almost consider watching the show. Almost. Except that's not the face, because two of them (I don't know their names, so I'll just call one Chun-Li and the other Cammy AKA Porsha Williams MORE

Terry Richardson: Accused of offering photo shoots for sex!

Terry Richardson

Full disclosure: I never got why people were so in love with Terry Richardson. I mean yes, fabulous, your flashbulb is way too bright and you shoot almost exclusively against white backdrops. Congratulations on never painting I guess? Anyway, over the years the guy has developed a bit of a reputation for being ... gropey. Recently, he was accused of offering a model a Vogue photo shoot if she slept with him, which in the age of insta-sharing MORE

Jon Hamm called Justin Bieber a sh**head!

Jon Hamm

Yes, we all know what the word in that title is (hint: it rhymes with "hithead") but we can't be putting swears all up in our post titles because we're a good wholesome blog. And also we're on Google news I think and they don't take kindly to that. No ma'am. Anyway, Mad Men star Jon Hamm is on the latest cover of Men's Fitness magazine, although he's wearing a shirt for some reason. In the cover story, Jon talks about being in Hollywood and MORE

Exclusive: Interview with Tove Lo

Tove Lo

Tove Lo has quickly become Sweden’s most exciting musical import since Robyn. Her brilliant debut EP, Truth Serum (iTunes), was released last month to rave reviews. A gut-wrenching record that chronicles the singer coping with the deterioration of a painful relationship, the EP calls to mind Jagged Little Pill – but with a sophisticated and contemporary electro pop makeover. Currently hitting the road on her first ever American tour, MORE

Links: Tila Tequila is going to be a … mom?!

Tila Tequila

→ Tila Tequila announced on Facebook recently that she is ten weeks pregnant! The Blemish → James Franco called a New York Times theater critic a 'little bitch' over a bad review Celebitchy → The Stupid Awards: Jessica Simpson's baby daddy Eric treats their kid like a football! Bohomoth → How cute do Mariah Carey and her hubby Nick Cannon look in their Easter costumes? SOW → Khloé Kardashian and French Montana are MORE