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I'm not sure what it is about seeing someone perform live, but it's like seeing someone on stage activates the douche node in a person's brain. Actually, real story here: There's this Toronto drag queen who was performing one night when some little twink decided to be cute and dance in front of her, blocking everyone's view. After a few warning, she got fed up and clocked him over the head with her mic, which was BADASS. The same thing basically MORE
Despite the fact that it has literally nothing to do with anything their website does, CouponCodes4u did a poll on which celebrities parents think are bad role models. Shockingly, Chris Brown topped the list for men while Miley Cyrus topped the list for woman. So there you go. Being a sexually confidant woman is roughly equivalent to beating your girlfriend with a car door. Via NY Daily News ... Cyrus, 19, earned the disdain of 68% of parents MORE
As some of you might remember, Taylor Swift and John Mayer used to be a thing until they broke up, and the ensuing hatred strengthened the dark crystal that is the source of Taylor's power. John initially douched about how he didn't deserve it (which ... yes and no, really) and has allegedly answered back with his own brand-new song, "Paper Dolls" (now available on iTunes). The lyric video doesn't actually have anything to do with the song, but MORE
Now that Dan Harmon is OFFICIALLY(!!!) returning for the fifth season of NBC's Community, people in the streets are rejoicing and the world is righting itself and all that stuff. Harmon, feeling rightfully proud of his return to his baby, went on his podcast and gloated just a bit too much, and is now backtracking on some of the stuff he said, apologizing for the overall tone and some of the less tactful parts. I'm going to try and truncate it to MORE
When we last teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden, she was still irrelevant so who gives a sh!t. Well, Courtney's decided that if she's going to be irrelevant and awful, she might as well have a set of really big bolt-ons, so Courtney got herself a can of Fix-A-Flat and pumped up her boobs to a double D-cup. Sensing an opportunity for some easy money, Courtney's mom Krista Keller went to RadarOnline to talk about her daughter's breasts and MORE
At this point, Justin Bieber is getting himself in and out of trouble so quickly that we don't even have time to report on the initial f**k up before his team puts out the fire. Seriously, that's not a joke. Last night, Justin was apparently involved in a hit and run with a paparazzo, and before anyone could even say a thing about it, Justin was cleared to go. TMZ reports ... Justin was leaving the Laugh Factory on Sunset Boulevard around MORE
Last week, we reported that Kanye West redid a scene from American Psycho to promote his new album, Yeezus. Well, the video is here and it's so gawddamn awful it makes me want to sh!t myself. Who would have thought that hiring two talentless people associated with the Kardashians wouldn't pan out in the end? On the plus side, it does give us the opportunity to watch Jonathan Cheban, the greasy, vaguely human-shaped dumpling that serves as Kim MORE
It's new music Tuesday and I have an awesome giveaway to celebrate! Australia's electro-pop duo Empire of the Sun drops their highly-anticipate sophomore effort today, Ice On The Dune (iTunes), and it's just as fabulous as their 2008 debut release, Walking on a Dream (iTunes). Check out the music video below for the album's first single, "Alive" and if you want a copy of the album, follow the simple instructions below for a chance to win. I have MORE
Remember how Kim Kardashian spent her entire pregnancy claiming that she would never allow her baby girl to appear on television? Well, of course they're now talking about putting her newborn on TV. Heaven help us all if Kim ever becomes an existentialist, because I'm pretty sure her "lie everything into truth" famewhore powers might tear the universe asunder. RadarOnline reports ... Kris Jenner attended the Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles MORE
Good news and slightly less good news y'all! Good news first: Britney Spears released a brand-new track earlier today, called "Ooh La La" (iTunes). It's not bad, and it's kind of reminiscent of Britney's early, girlier days with a bit of Kylie Minogue tossed in. The slightly less good news is that it doesn't mean a new album from Britney. Turns out, it's being released on the soundtrack for The Smurfs II (in theaters on July 31st), so let MORE
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