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This morning, we talked about how a drug dealer claiming to be Lindsay Lohan's former dealer allegedly had to dump her as a client because she did too many drugs. Well, here's a report from RadarOnline, claiming that Lindsay tried to invite one of her dealers to rehab because rehab is stupid you guys, she doesn't even need it, she's fine, she's LINDSAY LOHAN: BESTEST ACTRESS EVER! “Lindsay advised Betty Ford that she wanted to invite a male MORE
Jennifer Aniston may forever be stuck starring in romantic comedies, but I have to give her credit, she knows how to have fun with it. In that respect, here's the red band trailer for We're The Millers (August 9th), which features Aniston as a stripper helping Jason Sudeikis smuggle weed across the border. When I say stripper, I mean "Hey look, Jennifer Aniston took off all her clothes. Whee!" MORE
Remember when Lil' Wayne released Tha Carter III and everyone hailed him as a musical genius? And then he basically drowned that critical goodwill in a bucket of cough syrup and bad auto-tuned rock music? Yeah, say goodbye to the rest of Lil Wayne's credibility as an artist, because he just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money. TMZ reports ... Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal ... and she's planning on MORE
During her Piers Morgan interview a couple weeks back, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she only did cocaine a few times and that she doesn't need rehab, even though she flew across the country to escape court-appointed rehab because she didn't want to quit smoking and taking Adderall. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch like that. Anyway, RadarOnline has an interview with a drug dealer who alleges that not only did Lindsay buy a crap-load of drugs from MORE
Here's the trailer for Don Jon (October), which was written by, directed by, and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not only that, but it features JGL (that's what the kids are calling him, right? JGL?) as a muscle-bound, porn-loving gym bunny who is apparently allergic to sleeves. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a strong, handsome, good old-fashioned guy. His buddies call him Don Jon due to his ability to "pull" MORE
Fun fact: Until All In The Family did it in 1971, a toilet flushing was never even heard on TV. And just to show you how far we've come, here's a clip from MTV's docu-series Ke$ha: My Crazy, Beautiful Life wherein the title star pees in a bottle and drinks it because there's a camera in her face and what else is she supposed to do? Entertain her audience with empathetic characters in real-life situations? HA! That's funny! No, Ke$ha has to drink MORE
In case you somehow managed to avoid all forms of media for the past day or so, a massive tornado hit Oklahoma and has left tons of people homeless and many others injured or dead. So of course, according to RadarOnline reports that Kendall Jenner whined on Twitter about how she wishes her life were easier, prompting Frances Bean Cobain to call her out for being an asshole. “just wish things could be easier sometimes mann,” Kendall wrote, MORE
Yeah, there's really no way to stretch that title out anymore than that, so let's just jump straight into this story about comedienne April Macie allegedly catching her friend giving (disgraced athlete) Lance Armstrong a rimjob, via Examiner ... "I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole...I was terrified. And then he came out and said: ‘Does your friend want in on a MORE
→ Courtney Stodden went to Disneyland in a see-through shirt and stripper heels! Celebitchy → Hottie Ewan McGregor is totally unrecognizable with his new mustache and goatee BuzzFeed → Demi Moore's Aussie boyfriend, Will Hanigan had a pearl inserted into his penis?! The Blemish → See what Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes ... (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Actress Halle Berry's baby bump is getting MORE
V V Brown is finally back! After scrapping her sophomore album Lollipops & Politics (which I thought was fantastic) because she "didn't feel it was right as an artist," Ms. Brown is now gearing up to release her official second album Samson and Delilah in September on her newly formed label, YOY Records. I've been a huge fan of V V ever since she dropped her stellar debut album Travelling Like The Light back in 2009, which spawned the super MORE
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