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The Kardashians have been trying to spin Kim Kardashian's pregnancy as a natural, not-staged-for-attention event for months now, which is hilarious because absolutely no one believed that horsesh!t. Are you kidding me? E! probably has a warehouse full of tapes of the Kardashians having violent diarrhea that they're holding onto until the FCC gives them the green light. Anyway, in case you were wondering just how much of a publicity ploy all this MORE
A few weeks ago, TMZ obtained audio of what was reportedly Justin Bieber stealing a memory card from a photographer who dared take a picture of him out in public. The nerve! Doesn't that paparazzo know that Justin is an artist and he should be focusing on the music? Anyway, the photographer is aligning himself with a lawyer and is demanding the return of his SIM card. Via TMZ ... TMZ has learned ... Gustavo Garces has lawyered up and fired off MORE
Paula Deen has already proven that she sees nothing morally wrong with promoting a diet for the sake of money when she knows full well it can lead to diabetes, only to reveal her own diabetic status just as soon as she can score a promotion-deal for diabetes-medication to cover her own ass. In simpler times, imagine if someone got rich by telling people never to exercise, then turned around and promoted heart medication after they secretly had MORE
After the success of Cher's Burlesque (success in the sense it was deliciously bad-but-campy plus Cher won a Golden Globe for it) the grand dame of gay icons is back promoting "Woman's World," the first single off her upcoming studio album Closer To The Truth (September 24th), which she performed last night on The Voice's season finale. For someone who's 67, the bitch still knows how to turn it and how to make couture look good. All I know is MORE
After two teaser trailers that were essentially the exact same thing but with slightly different lines, the first real look at Anchorman 2 (due in theaters December 20th) is out, which features the original foursome plus Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate) transplanted into the 80's for the sake of doing a 24-hour news network. To be honest, it looks pretty good (especially the part featuring Kristen Wiig) but honestly? I'm still feeling MORE
On the list of things that sound terrible on paper, making a movie about LEGO sounds like it would pan out about as well as a movie about oh, let's say Battleship. Well, they finally made The LEGO Movie (due out next February), and the first trailer ... well, it looks REALLY good. It's like they sat down and said, "All right, what would they do in a bad LEGO movie? All right, now let's do the exact opposite of all of that." Seriously, it looks MORE
After releasing the single a few days back, here comes the music video for Miley Cyrus' new track "We Can't Stop," (now available on iTunes) which features a lot Miley twerking and some giant teddy bear backpacks and a skull made of french fries. Why? Because her dad made her act on a Disney channel sitcom, that's why. When you grow up as 'Hannah Montana,' by gawd you're going to twerk until your pelvic bone literally rockets out of your crotch. MORE
I'm not sure what it is about seeing someone perform live, but it's like seeing someone on stage activates the douche node in a person's brain. Actually, real story here: There's this Toronto drag queen who was performing one night when some little twink decided to be cute and dance in front of her, blocking everyone's view. After a few warning, she got fed up and clocked him over the head with her mic, which was BADASS. The same thing basically MORE
Despite the fact that it has literally nothing to do with anything their website does, CouponCodes4u did a poll on which celebrities parents think are bad role models. Shockingly, Chris Brown topped the list for men while Miley Cyrus topped the list for woman. So there you go. Being a sexually confidant woman is roughly equivalent to beating your girlfriend with a car door. Via NY Daily News ... Cyrus, 19, earned the disdain of 68% of parents MORE
As some of you might remember, Taylor Swift and John Mayer used to be a thing until they broke up, and the ensuing hatred strengthened the dark crystal that is the source of Taylor's power. John initially douched about how he didn't deserve it (which ... yes and no, really) and has allegedly answered back with his own brand-new song, "Paper Dolls" (now available on iTunes). The lyric video doesn't actually have anything to do with the song, but MORE
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