Lana Del Rey performed her hit song Video Games on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, which turned out to be way better than her highly criticized, less than stellar performances on SNL a few weeks ago. I’ve been completely obsessed with Lana’s album Born To Die, which dropped this past Tuesday, definitely pick yourself up a copy if you haven’t already, it’s a truly stunning debut!
Watch: Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’
All right Madonna fans, here’s your queen’s new music video for Give Me All Your Luvin’ (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. providing support). And you know what? It’s actually pretty good. Look, I rag on Madge a lot, because it’s easy and fun, but my God, you can never say she isn’t entertaining. And now, I will leave you to the inevitable Madonna / Gaga flame war. ARGUE FOR YOUR IDOL’S ATTENTION!
Adam Lambert: Queen’s new lead singer!
Due to their shared love of dressing in drag, singing in falsetto, and having men’s faces shoved into their crotches while they’re on stage (hey gurl!) Adam Lambert has been chosen as the new lead singer of Queen for their upcoming tour. On a completely random side-note, I keep typing “Adam Sandler” for some reason instead of Adam Lambert. Yeah, that douchenozzle. Go figs. TMZ reports:
He’s paid his dues … time after time … and now Adam Lambert says he’s been chosen to replace Freddie Mercury as the new lead singer of the legendary rock band Queen!!!! Lambert KILLED IT with the band when he rocked out a rendition of We Are The Champions with the guys at the American Idol finale back in 2009 … the first time he ever met the band. 30-year-old Lambert explained, “The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie and the band by singing some f*cking great songs. It’s to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would have been proud of.
Yeah, I can see this, although nothing will ever top the sheer joy of Shaun of the Dead‘s scene where they choreograph a zombie beating to Can’t Stop Me Now. It makes me squee every time. EVERY. TIME.

Just who does Lisa Kudrow think she is?
Most of us know Lisa Kudrow for her fearlessly funny roles in Friends, Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, and The Opposite of Sex. But did you know that Lisa spends most of her time these days producing? In 2003, Kudrow and actor/writer Dan Bucatinsky formed their own production company, called Is or Isn’t Entertainment. Together, they’ve brought us some of the funniest moments captured on film, from HBO’s cult-hit The Comeback to the current web-series-turned-Showtime-smash Web Therapy.

But when things get serious, it’s safe to say you’ll find Lisa Kudrow behind the camera. That’s where she’s currently sitting, serving as Executive Producer on NBC’s acclaimed documentary series Who Do You Think You Are?, which follows celebrities as they trace their family tree. That search leads to surprising, emotional encounters, making for some truly compelling TV. The third season premieres tonight at 8 p.m., and features Martin Sheen, Marisa Tomei, Blair Underwood, Helen Hunt, Reba McEntire, Jerome Bettis, Rita Wilson, Edie Falco, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Jason Sudeikis and Paula Deen. Not bad, eh?
On the heels of its premiere, we caught up with Kudrow last week to find out all the backstage scoop on the show, this season’s celebs, and if there’ll ever be a Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion sequel. Here’s what we learned:
Tracing your genealogy will change you
Kudrow knows this for a fact – she herself had her genealogy traced for an episode of Who Do You Think You Are? back in season one. For Kudrow, doing the show made a profound difference in her life – one that’s allowed her to better process difficult information. “You put yourself in the situation where you’re walking the same road they walked before they were all murdered, you know?” she explained to us.” “And at one point, they said ‘it’s right up here,’ and I actually stopped. My instinct was to stop and not take one more step. I usually like to avoid emotionally unpleasant things, and that’s not a great way to go through life. And so I think it was good to push on and to understand this is beyond just me having this experience. It’s a story that you’re sharing with other people.”
As you can imagine, processing all that change isn’t easy. And as Kudrow has found, almost all of the show’s celebrity participants are dealing with the same problems, post-filming. “When I talk to them, there’s a recurring theme which is, ‘that was a lot to process and I’m still processing it.’ It’s something that really lingers. And that’s usually what someone says afterwards.”
There’s a waiting list to get on the show
Celebs may have been apprehensive about the show when Kudrow and company were casting for season one. But once they saw it, that all changed. “We’ve got a waiting list now,” Kudrow explained. “They know that we’re not trying to catch them at something or make them look bad. We’re really interested in just telling these stories as experienced by their ancestors.” That interest, apparently, goes a long way. Underwood stopped Lisa Kudrow at a party and asked her to be on the show. Marisa Tomei and Rob Lowe wanted in back in season one – it’s just taken that long to do their family research. But don’t expect to see any of her Friends co-stars yet. Kudrow says they’re all unavailable these days.
Martin Sheen comes from a long line of rebels
One of the celebrities we’ll follow this season is The West Wing’s Martin Sheen, who traces his Estevez-roots back to Spain to find a pretty interesting factoid about his father’s brother. Apparently, Uncle Estevez was the only sibling who didn’t leave the county, because he was caught up trying to put down Franco’s coup. “He was imprisoned many times for that,” Kudrow said. “Martin really related to that, you know. He’s an activist. He’s been in jail. He could relate to and be proud of families who sacrificed for their believes in social justice.”
Marisa Tomei’s great-grandfather wasn’t who she thought he was
We’re all told stories about our relatives that we take to be gospel. Tomei had always heard that her father was some big philanderer, who was killed by a jealous lover. Apparently, that didn’t happen! Reputation restored!
Lisa Kudrow hated that music video montage from season one too.
If you only caught a few episodes in season one, you saw that terrible music video montage they used to air. Never fret – it’s gone. “That, to me, was a great improvement,” Kudrow said.
That Romy and Michelle’s sequel is still in limbo
Despite Alan Cumming’s suggestion on Watch What Happen Live that a Romy and Michelle sequel was in the works, Kudrow was less enthusiastic: “Robin Schiff who wrote and produced the first one has really good ideas for sequels, but it hasn’t happened.”
Don’t look for Lisa Kudrow on Glee anytime soon
Fans have been flooding the internet, trying to get Kudrow to play Brittany’s mon on Glee for a few seasons now. But it was all news to Kudrow. “I get why people suggest that,” Kudrow said, “but I don’t sing!” Even if she grabbed a non-singing part, it probably won’t happen. “No one’s asked,” she said. Bummer!
The third season of Who Do You Think You Are? premieres tonight at 8 p.m. on NBC. Check out the video below for more:
Demi Moore was eating Miley Cyrus’ penis cake!
So by now, we’ve established that Demi Moore was sucking back whip-its, synthetic weed, and Red Bull all while trying to bang twinks and kindergarteners in order to try and become young again (has Madonna taught you nothing? You have to suck the life out of Brazilian models!) So now let’s make this all even worse with this report from TMZ saying that Demi was also partying with Miley Cyrus the night she brought out the now infamous penis cake to celebrate her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday.
Multiple sources who were at Club Icon on January 14 tell us … Demi was hanging out with her daughter Rumer and some young friends … mostly kickin’ it in the VIP section. We’re told Demi was drinking Red Bull all night … a drink she’s been obsessively sucking down for years. We’re told she left with Rumer sometime after midnight. A few days later, Demi was seen clubbing with Rumer around Hollywood … and on January 23rd, she was hospitalized after inhaling nitrous oxide in the form of whip-its, a drug that’s super popular with high school kids.
Oh Demi … now you’re just reaching for straws. “Hey! Hey Rumer! Does this penis cake make me look younger? Oh, my beauty will stay fore- HOLY SHIT! Is that an empty can of whipped cream? GIMME! There may be some youth stuck to the bottom of it! *Suck suck suck*”

Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only a fan of having giant naturals, but she’s an anti-fur advocate, and is going so far as to start a petition against the Kardashians to stop them from selling fur in their stores, especially since some of them have already done PETA ads against fur. Yeah, the Kardashians are hypocrites. In related news, cake is delicious and ice is cold. Fox News reports:
Fox411: Why are you petitioning the Kardashians specifically?
Joanna Krupa: Because I am fed up with them always wearing fur while being fully aware that many girls view them as a fashion inspiration, and even role models. Being a star comes with not just fame and fortune, but with awareness and responsibility. What angers me the most is that Khloé did an anti-fur PETA campaign so you would think if she was so against fur, she wouldn’t allow it to be sold in their stores. Plus she would talk some sense into her sisters and never put it on. It actually saddens me that one now has to question the genuine motivation behind Khloé’s PETA campaign.
Until you remember that everything the Kardashian sisters do is meticulously planned out not by them, but by Pimp Mama Kris Jenner. And the only motivation for Kris to make her daughters to do anything is not whether or not the morals of everything they do are consistent, but whether or not Kris can squeeze a little money and attention out of things. So basically, this isn’t really a matter of hypocrisy so much as it is that Kris needs to walk around with an IV drip of liquefied money just so her heart doesn’t stop beating.

Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?
After Kim Kardashian gave the whole “beg the world for pity” thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that the hell with it, she’s just going to find some another professional athlete to stick his penis in her. So here come the reports about how Kim is now doing it with football star Mark Sanchez of the New York Jets. Probably because at this point, he’s probably the only New York Jet that she hasn’t banged. RadarOnline reports:
According to TerezOwens.com, the two started “secretly” dating while Kim was filming the FIRST season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, pre Kris Humphries days, and now they are back together, hot and heavy. “Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and flings’” a source tells the sports blogger. “Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!”
Oh who are we kidding, Kim is probably the one spreading the story herself. Since when is Kim the kind to play her cards close to her chest? This is the same lady who tried to start a Bible study group and then almost immediately afterwards tweeted a photo of her showing off her boobs in a bikini. For the lord sayeth, “Lo, the urine-soaked whore shall proclaim her every move from the mountains, and the peasants below her will look up and say ‘No, seriously, what do you even do?’”

‘The Situation’ whipped his dick out and ‘Snooki’ peed on the floor
I haven’t caught the new episode of Jersey Shore yet because I still need to make my way through NBC’s oeuvre of Thursday genius, but from what I can tell, things are going just swimmingly. And by swimmingly, I mean the cast has gotten themselves into a nuclear arms race of humiliation. First, here’s a story about how Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino accidentally whipped out his dick courtesy of RadarOnline, your one-stop shop for eye herpes:
The Situation showed off more than his famed abs on Thursday’s edition of Jersey Shore, as his genitals inadvertently slipped out of his pants while he confronted his castmates over the collective cold shoulder they’ve been giving him. ”Your drawers are down!” J-WOWW told The Situation, who’d been moaning about the unrest at home throughout the episode.
And if that wasn’t enough to face-palm yourself while simultaneously vomiting out your digestive track, here’s Snooki peeing on the floor of a nightclub, because apparently MTV gives out bonuses based on complete social humiliation that will one day backfire when the cast has to go out and get real jobs. That or the producers are just playing a real gross version of Bingo. “Did Snooki just pee on the floor? AWESOME! Now we just need to have Deena take a dump on a pigeon and we officially have ourselves a BINGO!”













