Black Eyed Peas will never die …

Bad news everyone: Although they are on “hiatus”, which is what groups say when they hate each other and would sooner shove each other under a riding lawn mower than be in the same room with each other, the Black Eyed Peas want you to know that they haven’t broken up yet, and there’s still plenty of time for them to continue to make terrible music for Pepsi commercials. Yay. Starpulse reports:

At the end of Kanye West’s song All of the Lights, which features a host of stars including Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie, he shouted out, “Rest in peace to the Black Eyed Peas. You’re gonna be missed.” But will.i.am has taken to Twitter to clear up the rumors, insisting West must have been misinformed. He writes, “maybe @kanyewest was stating the fact we will take a rest for a little bit… but we the @bep will never die…never…impossible.”

Unless of course that whole scenario with the riding lawn mower I just talked about happens. Not that I’m saying that it should happen, I’m just saying that it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if a bunch of no-talent hacks who specialize in selling advertisement-pop to the most easily impressed members of society were to stop making music forever. Actually yeah, someone needs to make with the riding lawn mower thing already.

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