The Black Eyed Peas just ruined music forever!

We’ve already covered a commercial, we briefly mentioned the game, so now it’s time to cover the last part of the Super Bowl: The half-time show. For some reason, they decided to have the Black Eyed Peas perform because … well, actually I haven’t figured that part out. They’re barely listenable in studio, and they actually managed to find a way to auto-tune themselves live. I’ve seen orphaned, amputee puppies less sad than this.

So how did they do last night? Well, they sucked. They sucked in a way I had no idea people could suck. Their performance really only consisted of either shouting, screeching, or having their voices auto-tuned into robotic gobbledygook. I’m not saying that it was the musical equivalent of assault, all I’m saying is that this is what is playing in Ben Roethlisburger‘s head at any given moment.

Black Eyed Peas

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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  • Chris Taus

    The type of music the Black Eyed Peas makes does not translate well in Live performances. They rely HEAVILY on Autotune, so they sound like shit live most of the time. The dancing gimps around them were far more entertaining than them.