Bitches Be Duh-Ruuuuuuuuuuuuunk!

Bitches Be Duh-Ruuuuuuuuuuuuunk!

Who’s Paz de la Huerta? I’m not really sure either. Apparently, she’s on Boardwalk Empire, but I don’t watch it because I don’t have HBO and I’m not forty. Anyway, she was at the Golden Globes last night and everything was all fine and dandy until she sucked off Captain Morgan and got drunk. Like, Amy Winehouse levels of drunk.

Paz de la Huerta — who plays Lucy Danziger on the HBO show — was wearing her “Globes” dress and an “I’m SLOSHED” look on her face when she tried to get into a party at the Chateau Marmont.
Once the doorman told her she was too drunk to enter, Paz (and a guy who was basically propping her up) began to walk away … when they both collapsed under the weight of her booziness — leaving a serious RIP in the back of her dress. SOURCE

Before we start arguing whether we should go with the Amy Winehouse comparisons or the Tara Reid comparisons, let’s break this down:

  • Falling Down Drunk: Amy
  • Full Titty Flash: Tara
  • Actual Talent: Amy

Alright, Amy Winehouse comparisons from now on, everyone. CASE CLOSED!