Just last Friday, we gave you the gift — or was it a curse? — of Courtney Stodden dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. Now here’s VH1’s Mob Wives breakout star Angela ‘Big Ang’ Raiola doing her best Seven Year Itch thing on the latest cover of Next magazine. Once again: just because you stick a talentless famewhore in a white dress and blow wind up her ass until you can see her panties, does not make a Marilyn. Also, MY EYES. SWEET JESUS MY EYES. KILL IT WITH FIRE.