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Beyoncé’s baby bump is fake?!

Beyoncé’s baby bump is fake?!
October 11, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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Because there is nothing more important than the birth of Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s first baby, people are totally freaking the crap out over new video of her baby bump getting all weird and folded-in (memory foam perhaps?) during the taping of a recent interview on Australia’s Sunday Night, going so far as to say that she’s not actually pregnant (and using a surrogate to preserve her body) and this is all some sort of big ruse. First off: famewhore Tila Tequila already pulled this schtick, and she still ended up back to slumming it in obscurity where her skanky, disease-ridden ass belongs. Second … fuck, seriously? We’re doing this? It’s not possible that it’s just an ill-fitting dress, or Beyoncé padded her bump for extra bumpiness. No, we’re going with the fake pregnancy plot twist that nearly tanked the first season of Glee. Come on. I’m not Bey’s biggest fan (that would be MK), but still, this is whole thing is just crazy enough to be fucking crazy.

(Skip ahead to 00:55 for bump weirdness.)

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PHOTO | SANDRA ROSE