Anytime Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian is around each other (which isn’t often, so that should probably tell you something), Kim tends to look like an overactive little girl around a basket of puppies while Bey looks like she’s being forced at gunpoint to interact with someone covered in leeches. The love isn’t exactly requited. Anyway, Kim is just tickled pink that Beyoncé will attend her and Kanye West‘s wedding / TV special, but according to RadarOnline, Bey is absolutely dreading having to go …
Superstar singer Beyoncé is telling pals she doesn’t want to attend Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s much-hyped wedding because she thinks it’s extremely tacky that the nuptials are going to be filmed for E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, RadarOnline has been told.
“Jay and Beyoncé’s wedding was shrouded in secrecy and extreme lengths were made to make sure their wedding was an intimate affair for friends and family, only. This will be the complete opposite. She thinks it’s just tacky. Beyoncé’s motto has always been, less is more. But clearly when it comes to Kim, more means more. She knows she’ll have to go to the wedding, but really does not to want to.”
You have to love how Kim is dying to be a real celebrity, and yet anytime real celebrities have to interact with her, it’s with nothing but disdain.
Beyoncé: (Sitting down for the ceremony) F*ck. We’re doing this. This is happening.
Jay Z: Look, I know. Just … we’ll stay through the ceremony, and then we’ll just say that Blue Ivy is getting fussy and needs to go home.
Anna Wintour: Sorry, couldn’t help overhearing you two. I have a bottle of ipecac in my purse so I can feign the flu. If either of you need a plan B, I’ll be by the DJ booth.