Beyoncé still doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce

I guess technically, this isn’t considered news since Beyoncé has always hated being around Kim Kardashian and that hasn’t changed in the slightest, but still, it’s just good to hear. Ya know? Anyway, according to RadarOnline, Beyoncé still refuses to be apart of Kim’s famewhorin’ game after the two of them ran into each other the other day …

An eyewitness to the ladies’ awkward encounter at Dr. Howard Lancer’s Beverly Hills office tells Radar that when Kardashian arrived, she “seemed so excited to see Beyoncé and was really eagerly going over to her.”

“But Beyoncé looked like she wanted nothing to do with Kim and was really trying to stay away from her,” the source says. “Kim was basically fawning all over her!” According to the source, proud mama Kardashian gushed over the baby, saying, “It’s so good to be a mom and North is great and I love being with her. She’s just amazing.”

“Beyoncé looked like she couldn’t have cared less …,” the source continues. “It seemed so clear that she did not want to talk with Kim and was just being polite to her. They really didn’t look at all like friends.”

Well of course she doesn’t want anything to do with Kim, because she knows that the subtext of their conversations is “if I hang around you, I can be even MORE famous!” And shockingly, people don’t appreciate people hanging around them for the sake of catching a few flakes of tasty, tasty fame like a remora latching on to a great white shark. And I mean really, if you’re going to have a subtext that selfish, the least you can do is hide it well. The thirst is real with that one.

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